Not a poem, but hilarious!

The Daily Swansea

Middle class people in Swansea’s SA3 are using coronavirus as a reason to talk about the fact they’ve been skiing for longer, we can exclusively reveal.

The amateur skiers, who revel in telling everyone about how much money they’ve spent on ski clothing, are using the fact that the virus has been spread on ski resorts for their own gain and boring people with ‘tales from the slopes’ for longer than usual.

Ski enthusiast Theresa Connell said: “Sometimes I develop just enough self-awareness to think I may be a bore talking about my annual skiing holidays with my select group of friends, but this illness thing has added a new twist.

“When people begin to appear disinterested by my hilarious tales of husband swapping and apres-ski antics I just sniff, tell them I feel feverish and suddenly their eyes widen.”

Ski bellend Pete Bowen said: “As much as I enjoy…

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